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About the Author
George Tait is a multifaceted artist who's directed stage productions, worked on various television projects, written a handful of books, invented magic tricks and performs as theatrical mind reader/magician. You can find him on most social media platforms as ThinkGeorgeTait

How to Kill a Piano Returns

Now that the writer’s strike has come to a triumphant conclusion. Join us October 2nd, 2023 wherever you listen to your podcasts (or right here at howtokillapiano.com) as we dive back into the dark and strange world of How to Kill a Piano.

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Essence of Absinthe

Absinthe discovers a hidden family secret while taking his monthly bath. It seems the Athenians and the Demons have more in common than he was taught.

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Updated Episode!

Updated Chapter 19 (Episode 24) It’s been a while, hasn’t it? I took a year off from posting our regular episodes.    I completely revamped episode 24 and re-wrote the chapter a bit, rewrote the music bed, and replaced the last episode with the new version.  This was in part because there was an audio…

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Halloween Double Feature!

Scrootius and Absinth take over hosting How to Kill a Piano! Don’t miss it.

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Season Finale October 31st!

The season finale is only days away and it’s a double feature! Actually, it’s more of a double dose of How to Kill a Piano rather than a true double feature. I’ll be releasing two episodes this Saturday for Halloween! Are you all caught up with the most current episode of How to Kill a…

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Spooky Season, Season Finale, & the Death of a Piano

It’s Spooky Season! Happy October, everyone! What a strange alternate reality we’ve found ourselves in. Horror stories almost seem like a comfort in compared to the realities that the world as brought to our doorsteps. I’m celebrating the month decorating the house. The piranha plants take guard in the front yard and the skeletons are…

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By the End of The Day (Tuesday)

We’re running later than usual today, if you haven’t noticed! Rest assured we’ll have the latest podcast up and posted before the end of the day (Tuesday). In the meantime, have you reviewed us on iTunes yet? If you could take a moment and leave us a review that will really help us thrive! Thank…

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Resurrection of a Piano

The chapter preview this week continues where our story left off. We last saw George trapped in Scrootius and Absinth’s lair within the confines of a metal box. Will he escape? Is this the end (is it ever)?

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Razorblades & Tuning Forks

If you’re not caught up on our episodes you may have missed our contest! We were running a special How to Kill a Piano official mug giveaway on my Instagram. Listen to this week’s episode to find out who won! This weeks episode has fallen into early 2am on a Tuesday morning. Why is it…

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Mug, Mug, Baby!

If you missed it, two episodes ago I announced a give away! The day is coming during tomorrow’s episode where I’ll be announcing who won the official How to Kill a Piano mug! Was it you? Find out on tomorrow episode (20)!

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