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How to Kill a Piano Returns

Now that the writer’s strike has come to a triumphant conclusion. Join us October 2nd, 2023 wherever you listen to your podcasts (or right here at howtokillapiano.com) as we dive back into the dark and strange world of How to Kill a Piano.

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Essence of Absinthe

Absinthe discovers a hidden family secret while taking his monthly bath. It seems the Athenians and the Demons have more in common than he was taught.

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Resurrection of a Piano

The chapter preview this week continues where our story left off. We last saw George trapped in Scrootius and Absinth’s lair within the confines of a metal box. Will he escape? Is this the end (is it ever)?

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Bring Out The Wares!

I’ve been hard at work this week getting our merchandise store ready to open! Today I rolled out the store on the site. You can now have you very own How to Kill a Piano official swag. Your purchase helps support How to Kill a Piano and you get some cool swag out of the…

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Scrootius & Absinth

Concept Sketch by Jesse Rubenfeld If you’re new to How to Kill a Piano, you won’t know what all this rambling is about as all traces of what I’m talking about have been replaced. If you’re a How to Kill a Piano veteran, you might be confused on where these new characters came from. The…

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NEW EPISODE COMING MONDAY

We’re less than 24 hours away from the next episode of How to Kill a Piano. Stay tuned.

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#theshowmustbepaused

This week we’re taking a pause. While there is a wonderful episode waiting in the wings please take the time to support the current black lives movement and donate (https://blacklivesmatter.com/contact/). #theshowmustbepaused

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Death of a Piano

Have you ever wondered what the insides of an electric piano look like? This is not how I planned on spending the weekend. My beloved Yamaha electric piano stopped working. Here we are inside trying to figure out what’s gone wrong. This may delay future chapters and episodes of our story podcast. The good news…

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Listen to From the Beginning

New Episode Every Monday!

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Family Portrait